spam-bot:

slavetomyheadcanon:

frostyknickers:

prettybluescarf:

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

me as a discovery

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM



nickholmes:

“We never just talk anymore.”



true-ailurophile:

I don’t think I’ll ever get over how clean her split was.



cryory:

weirdmageddon:

cryory:

weirdmageddon:

​okay why is owl citys fireflies making a sudden comeback out of like thin fucking air

its a fucking banger

no like i love the song but where did it suddenly come from again

its because it’s a goddamn absolute banger





averagefairy:

averagefairy:

you know whats so rude though like why are bottles of honey shaped like bears. bees make the honey and these phony ass bears get all the glory? justice for bees

people keep telling me this is the plot of bee movie i honestly never knew… i thought that movie was about a woman trying to fuck a bee



tolionplz:

vrgnmry:

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD



zaden95:

hmspoofta:

RuPaul: “Category is…Fantasyland Eleganza!”

Todrick: “Do fries come with that shake?”

Ross: “I’ll take those two thighs and a biscuit.”

Carson: “With this much energy she must be on quack cocaine!”

Michelle: *cackles*

fav



ath-na:

he’s a keeper